A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Ebonic Medical Dictionary
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Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...