Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....