I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...