Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...