Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...