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God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
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A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
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A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
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A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...