Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...