What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...