Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...