Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...