Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...