Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...