Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...