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Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
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What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Viagra Mickey Finn!
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
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No Legs, Ditch
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A dirty kid!
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The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...