Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....