Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...