Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...