Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...