How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...