Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Politically correct seasons greetings
POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...