A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...