Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...