Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut…
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Victorias Secret…
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...