Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...