The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...