If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...