30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
How many sheep do I have?
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Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Rejection Letter Reject
Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...