Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...