A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.