You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...