Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...