Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!