Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...