Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
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Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
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The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
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If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
It’s A Man’s World
This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:His son on the cover...