The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...