Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
Santas Diversion
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”