Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...