Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Are computers males or females? TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE
Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...