Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...