Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Marry a blonde
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Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....