After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...