Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!