Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...