A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....