A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise...