A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Bragging about Japan
|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...