Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...