One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...