Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...