How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...